I am not Jayne. This is my toque.

For the trip, I purchased a hat/toque.



Now you may ask - why? Well, because, well, I don't know. I liked Jayne's hat, wanted one for a while and thought to myself - why not get something that'll make the pictures of me scream "That's a stupid hat".

Well, as Wash once said "Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything. "

I hear there are moose in downtown Anchorage. That's scary. My toque will scare them into submission!