On traveling

"A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car." ~Emile Ganest

"Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror." ~Al Boliska

"There is no place to go, and so we travel! You and I, and what for, just to imagine that we could go somewhere else." ~Edward Dahlberg

"Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams." ~Mary Ellen Kelly

"See one promontory, one mountain, one sea, one river, and see all." ~Socrates