Top 10 things not to say in Alaska

10. Hi, I just flew in from the States. (M)

9. Do you get lightheaded being so far north? (D)

8. So who's the president of Alaska now? (M)

7. How did it feel to become an American? (D)

6. The igloos all look like real houses! (M)

5. Is it called Anchorage because you are stuck here? (D)

4. Do you take American money? (M)

3. You're from here? You don't look like an Eskimo. (M)

2. How do I get to the Bridge to Nowhere? (D)

1. Wow, you've got McDonald's here now?!?! (M)